Magnificent Hawg Hunt IX   Clarkrange Hunting Lodge   Clarkrange, Tennessee March 3, 4, 5, 2006
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326 Words From Roger ( TradTech ) Yenn

     Webster’s definition: swine n. pl. swine – A hoofed mammal with a snout, related to pigs and
     hogs; a low despicable person.  Swinish adj.

     An intellectual might feel somewhat offended being called a “swine”. The MHH is a very
     diverse group of individuals. Nothing truly seems to “offend” the veteran participants since
     intellect is NOT permitted. Not saying that the virgin hog hunter attending their first MHH
     would necessarily need to be corporately trained in diversity. It won’t help a bit while in the
     presence of swine such as the veteran Wingnuts!

     The MHH offers a hands on, down to earth, 3-day training course beginning March 3 and
     ending March 5.

     Curriculum: Consumption, Communication, and Physical Training.

     Consumption - will be ongoing throughout the weekend. I promise, you’ll be well versed in that
     area before returning home.

     Communication - Internal communication takes place “in the lodge”, external communication
     takes place “in the woods”. We’ll focus on proper technique of capturing the attention of
     someone and them reacting appropriately to the situation.

     Example of internal communication, “I NEED ANOTHER BEER”. The appropriate reaction
     would be one of the virgins fulfilling the request of the veteran.

     Example of external communication,  “WATCH the F--- OUT,  THAT HOG’S COMIN’ AT
     YA’!” The appropriate reaction should be doing EXACTLY what you’ve been told to do, virgin
     or not.

     Physical Training - strengthening finger tips to “lats” which is important to archer form,
     excluding posture which none of ya’ have. Leg muscles, if ya’ ain’t got’em you’ll have’em
     whether ya’ want’em or not. This is important to “marching” single file enduring vertical
     ascents/descents or utilizing the “Shotgun Method” of scattering like all HELL. The shotgun
     method works well while incorporating excellent “external communication”! GET IT?

     Upon completion you’ll hopefully have received your “Pig Skin” (diploma) with credentials
     proving you are a “low despicable person” (see definition if you’ve ALREADY forgotten)
     ranking yourself in the echelon of MHH Wingnuts!